A LIFE, UNORTHODOX.

A COLLECTION OF INAPPROPRIATE EXCHANGES WITH MY PARENTS AND FRIENDS PLUS SELF-SATISFYING TRUTH BLURBS FROM PAST AND PRESENT WITH INCLUSIONS OF MY MOST HILARIOUS, IF NOT EMBARRASSINGLY DEGRADING, YET SOMETIMES SENTIMENTAL, LIFES STORIES IN A PLACE OF ALL WORDS WHERE I CAN BE CRUDELY AND HONESTLY MY UNORTHODOX SELF

TRUTH BLURB

In my bedroom on my nightstand I have a picture of George Clooney in an “I Love You Dad” frame.

I use it to convince my more naive guest I’m his illegitimate child.

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